The owner of a brand new contract for 3 years and $30 million, he certainly has a right to celebrate! BUT the issues arises when you tip $13.97 on a $487.13 bill.
Good God, man. I present the evidence.
There is so much to dissect here.
- It’s you’re, not your David Rodriguez.
- The fact that David Rodriguez, a twitter egg with 3 followers and 8 total likes is blowing up Andre Roberson’s spot is hilarious.
- It’s even more hilarious that Andre Roberson, a multi-millionaire athlete with 35k followers decided to respond to this nobody.
- Andre Roberson is a shitty tipper
- Andre Roberson sucks at math
The two main points here are the tip and math. Roberson’s point was that he shouldn’t have had to tip because he only bought a bottle and there was no service. What? Who brought you the bottle? Did anyone provide ice? Glasses? You drinking this straight?You are either a piece of shit or dumb if you think you don’t have to tip on this bill. Looks like he may be both which leads to the next point…
Why tip 2 freaking percent if you didn’t want to tip in the first place? Oh, to get to an even $500? Gotta admit Andre, I’ve been there man. Sure I could take 10% of the bill, double it to get to 20% and figure out the proper tip but man it’s just easier to round the bill off. However, you gotta get it right or you look like a moron. Andre you sir, are an moron. It wasn’t even like you were close, either. You missed it by an entire $1.10!
$487.13 + $13.97 = $501.10
And this dude is going to make $10m/yr for the next 3 years. Chappelle nailed it…
I guess the question is, which is worse: the tip or the math?
Gotta go tip. Servers don’t get paid shit. Even if they are TERRIBLE you have to give them a minimum of 10%.
PS – If I’m the server, I’m livid that this guy left a shitty tip but laugh myself to sleep knowing he’s too dumb for simple addition. That has to come back and haunt him in like 10 years when I see him on the next 30 for 30 profiling broke athletes.