Print that. – Duke
For those who haven’t heard, future UCLA Bruin LaMelo (what exactly are we doing with first names these days?) Ball scored 92 points last night in his high school basketball game. Initially when I heard about this I thought, damn that’s pretty impressive! Then I watched the tape.
There are a couple things to keep in mind here:
- He’s only a sophomore which I think makes him like 13
- His brother is stud UCLA PG Lonzo Ball
- He played zero fucking defense.
- LaMelongeltosho Ball is really good at lay ups
Dude hung out at half court the whole game while his 4 teammates played defense and chucked him hail marys to lay in. Yes, he made a few 3s but fuck me…92 points? I wish this was how my high school career went. No defense and all the points? King of Milton High
Don’t worry kids. There are more ridiculously named Balls on the way. Liangelo is also committed to play at UCLA.
True story – I dated a girl in college who went to high school with these two kids named Orangejello and Lemonjello. Can’t make this stuff up.