I lovvvvvve watching the crazy people camp out all night in the cold, waiting for that must have deal of the century. Do these people not have the internet? Like, why the hell would you ever go shopping on Black Friday. Here is Sdots Black Friday strategy:
- Wake up, hungover of course
- Eat leftover thanksgiving food 🦃
- Open your computer 💻
- Get the same deals online
BOOM, you just saved yourself from possibly dying in a Target while fighting for tickle me Elmo. But if you are out and about. Hook your boy up with some presents.